It’s like someone is having sex with my eardrums. I want you in my pants…..NOW!!!!!!!!
Holy Fucking hottest-cover-ever Batman!
Someone, very wonderful, gifted this to me the other week from my WishList. It is so so so wonderful and fits me like a glove.
Thank you so much!!
And for those who don’t know, I send everyone who spoils me special “Thank You” photos of myself thoroughly enjoying their tokens of affection ;)
You bring me coffee in morning. You do this because you have decided it is the key to getting me out of bed, when really, I have discovered it is the perfect ploy to suck you back into it.
I’m clever that way.
You have this habit of waking long before I do, and by the time I am conscious you are usually up and about.
I make that pathetic whimper to catch your attention from across the room. You come closer with the coffee; set the cup on the night table just in time to avoid it toppling as I tug you back under the covers.
You got too close….
I love what I do. I lost count of just how many silly positions I managed to twist myself into this evening. There were dildos, buttplugs, balloons, costumes, faux-bukkake… Really, I all was missing was the pack mule and the great dane ;)
I get to spend my evenings dancing around in my underwear, hang out with awesome people, getting naked, and occasionally putting a few fingers in my asshole.
My job…it so much cooler than yours!
Holy Fuck I masturbated furiously to this video when it first came out.
I just missed them when they came through town. God damnit!
Oh well…..**unzips pants**
(Source: minniiee11, via horrorfilledhate)
Cum along ;)
(Source: m-n-mj, via hisroyalhardness)
No…I did not just cut up a body - this is what happens every time I dye my hair.
However -Yes, I am wearing plastic bag on my head. What can I say - I’m sexy and I know it….
I am jumping on cam right now at LiveCamNetwork.com, and the best part - my roommates are out for the afternoon so I have the run of the ENTIRE apartment! Laptop + freedom = masturbating on kitchen counters (again ;). After a week of house guests, and another one coming to stay all of next week, I need to get my rocks of when and where I can.
As well, my epic metal throne has not seen any love in quite some time in it’s intended role as sex furniture.. Now in what way is this chair great as sex furniture? - you may ask. Well, aside of looking kinky as hell, it is the perfect height for someone standing to comfortable plow their sitting partner from the front or from behind. It is made of solid, rebar with tons of sturdy, accessible spots to handcuff/shackle/tie you partner in various positions, not to mention various other attachment (dildos, hitatchi, etc) can be mounted to it, strategically positioned so that you helpless partner has no choice but to endure the pleasure and is forced to cum…over and over…
That being said - let’s have some fun. Get you all over to LiveCamNetwork.com and say “Hi”!
Cheers.
This chair is amazing and it resides in my living room. My roomate’s friend made it out of ground and welded rebar, and gave it to her, when he moved across the country as he felt it was too heavy to bother bringing.
Several years later, my roommate moved across country in the same direction, and it was the first thing she put in the van.
It is now an epic piece of sex furniture….just saying.
Don’t worry about my cock. It doesn’t need any attention right now. I don’t need to get stroked and I don’t need to cum. This is not about my body. This is about my mind and your body. The perfect match.
So stop twitching and bend over. I’m hungry and I need to eat. I thought about your pussy today. I thought about your scent today. I thought about your flavor today. I don’t want to think any more. I want to taste you. I want to drink you. I want to swallow you. All of you. Give it to me. Now!
(Source: justemanuell, via deviantatheart)
This was such a fun day!! Hurray for photoshoots with the sexy ladiez ;) Everyone follow miellcn:
Me and brookelynnebriar during my shoot, we had so much fun!!!! You can follow her blog too http://brookelynnebriar.tumblr.com/
Enjoy and have a great day!!!
I knew this happened every time I ordered a pizza! Proof at last!
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