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I am wearing my unicorn onsie; making late-afternoon pancakes and bacon,  and generally winning the universe :)

I am wearing my unicorn onsie; making late-afternoon pancakes and bacon, and generally winning the universe :)

Anonymous: Do you get to have as much sex as you would like to have?

No, not even close.

Anonymous: Arent you engaged?

Engaged!?  Oh, hell no!  One mere mortal cannot handle the sheer power of my awesomeness (….and also my tendency to become really obsessive and clingy when involved with just one person).

Anonymous: have yours and "stuntcock" relationship developed into a romantic relationship yet? (its inevitable;)

Inevitable, huh?  Well, there you have it.  Looks like you have already answered your own question.

mckrank313: Just want to point out that ever since finding out about you in a vid (before I found your tumble) that I've found you fucking gorgeous. Now that I've been following on here for a while you seen to be an awesome person too. You rock

Awww!  Thank you so much, Hun.  I hope I can continue to raise the bar :)

eccentricerick: Sucks to hear you're not feeling so hot. Not sure how to make you smile but I can say really crappy jokes if you want? Example: what do you call a bear with a bad dental plan? A gummy bear

My god how did I just saw this message in my inbox now!!  I love it!  

That Sir, is brilliant and defiantly put a smile on my face :)  Thank you!

Me…on a monday.  
Yes…I mean, no. Just now with the coffee, please…yes.  

Me…on a monday.  

Yes…I mean, no. Just now with the coffee, please…yes.  

(Source: amyvdh, via rydenarmani)

This is how I plan on spending my Sunday afternoon.  
Any volunteers?

This is how I plan on spending my Sunday afternoon.  

Any volunteers?

(Source: letsgetmorewet, via thegreatdestroyermrselfdestruct)

Anonymous: Holy fuck your ferret is adorable!!!!! I envy that you can get a picture of him posed like that. Mine won't sit still for a second!

I know!  He is a total ham!!  

He has long since figured out that the more adorable he looks, the more likely we all are to drop whatever we are doing to pay attention to him.  This often leads to him laying at our feet with one tiny, pining paw pressed against his forehead whilst casting distraught looks as if to say: “Please….please love me!  I’m of lonely.  So forsaken!  Love me, please!”.  

Worse yet - it works every…fucking..time.

And this is why I should not be allowed to drink and access social media at the same time.  The world does to need to hear about my oat cake / muffin woes… 

And this is why I should not be allowed to drink and access social media at the same time.  The world does to need to hear about my oat cake / muffin woes… 

Anonymous: Can I get a bj for my birthday?

No.  But, if you stop by LiveCamNetwork.com on your Birthday, I will totally light my nipples on fire for you and sing you “Happy Birthday”.  

I’m serious.  Do it!


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jon252: If you ever visited the UK would you consider having afternoon tea with a chubby spectacle wearing guy ??

Ooooo!!  Lovely, absolutely lovely!  We could have fancy tea with Jasmine in it, and yummy little cakes on the side.  

Now if only we know someone who baked marvellous cakes ;)

rafzombie: that sucks that your feeling crappy, how bout i bring over some martini's and a scary game. you can drink and ill play or we can take turns, so its not so scary

THIS!  SO MUCH OF THIS!  

That is a wonderful thought, hun.  Thank you :)

closetclopper: how did you become so sexy?

Virgins.  All the blood of all the virgins.

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